new boats.....
In the spirit of saving money, I just bought two boats.
(Yes I'm being sarcastic.)
My favorite joke as a kid was slightly surreal, mostly stupid.
I'd say:
ASK ME IF I WANT TO BUY A BOAT
(my hapless victim) WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A BOAT?
(me-smugly) NO
I thought it was hilarious (it is a bit)
This time though, I didn't say no. Or maybe I said, NO, BUT I'LL BUY TWO!! eep.
I had one lovely little boat that did two different things, but each thing kindof medium well. So I've upgraded to TWO boats that do TWO different things each very very well.
And they're so nice....
This is a play boat, for playing
And this is a creeker....
...for stuff like this.
I'm a bit away from that though.
(Yes I'm being sarcastic.)
My favorite joke as a kid was slightly surreal, mostly stupid.
I'd say:
ASK ME IF I WANT TO BUY A BOAT
(my hapless victim) WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY A BOAT?
(me-smugly) NO
I thought it was hilarious (it is a bit)
This time though, I didn't say no. Or maybe I said, NO, BUT I'LL BUY TWO!! eep.
I had one lovely little boat that did two different things, but each thing kindof medium well. So I've upgraded to TWO boats that do TWO different things each very very well.
And they're so nice....
This is a play boat, for playing
And this is a creeker....
...for stuff like this.
I'm a bit away from that though.