therr-tee

In the spirit of ageing, as my 30th year draws to a close, I decided (albeit in-advisedly) to do some adult-y stuff. I changed my gothy blue-black locks to a respectable BROWN and I invested in some anti-eye-wrinkle cream nonsense. Sadly, BROWN dye looks exactly the same as black, and dyes the face almost as perminantly as it does the hair. And I'm allergic to the eye cream. When does it all get easier?